putting the knit in shizknitz

10. You are bored of shopping and you become wary of your tour operator and paranoid that their niceness is just to get you to buy something at the next “manufacturing center”.
9. You are okay with the selection of clothes in your suitcase (and my selection of 7 pairs of shoes).
8. You want to hug, pet and steal every cute dog on the street. Withdrawal from your pet is not a good thing.
7. You have no idea which celebrity is pregnant or had their baby. You desperately miss US Weekly in the mailbox.
6. You miss checking your mailbox.
5. You have no idea how much groceries cost, since restaurants have become the kitchen.
4. You automatically convert prices in your head to USD, then you realize its in USD and wonder why its so damn expensive.
3. You wonder why its as expensive as in the US.
2. You go off on people in English even though they don’t understand you.
1. You refer to your hotel as “home” and you don’t clarify it by adding “you know what I mean”